Ted Nugent for President

 Sunday, August 31, 2008

Ice Road Suckers

The Motor City Madman has to apologize to all'y'all. Nuge had a wonderfully written diatribe on the dumbness of the Democratic National Convention, but our president ex-Presidents in waiting went and fowled it up with such wonderful balderdash. First we get to spend an hour looking up Obummer's nose, and then McCan't selects his VP. Is Alaska still part of the United States?

Nuge likes that Ice Road show as much as the next guy, but how does that give a girl the right to be President? John McCain is 72 years old and half his face has fallen off. It'll be a miracle if he even survives to the election, anything after that is a bonus. We're talking about hand–picking the highest officer in the land. This two-bit, "hockey-mom" twit does not have what it takes to assume leadership of the United States of America. Nuge doesn't care how great her brownies are.

Nuge does not have an issue with this woman being a woman either. This is about qualification. John McCain and his backers can no longer gripe about Obama's time served. Our possible second-to-next President of the United States of America is going from Mayor of Tiny Town, USA to the most powerful person in the entire world with only a small stop in the Governor's office along the way. If we let these two in the White House, this lady will have brief crash course in how we do things below the Arctic Circle before she's got her finger on the nuke buttons. It'll be a wild ride, baby!

Hillary probably could have run this nation. That lady has balls. That doesn't mean she should run this nation. Hillary Clinton is a despicable person. It has nothing to do with being a woman. The problem is that the bad guys keep choosing bad women to represent them. If Obama had chosen Hillary as his running mate, we'd all have hell to pay. Barak would probably also "have an accident" or "suicide by axe handle" like some of the Clinton friends back home. That's how they roll in Arkansas. Joe Biden has been around the block a few times. He's so likable and qualified that even John McCain had to acknowledge their friendship. Likable, or he has some dirt on McCain. These guys all sleep in the same beds.

We can't take these pigs at face value, no matter their age, sex, or race. You can't disguise a rat with butter. A vote for Sweaty Teddy is the only vote for change.

VOTE NUGE

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