Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Ted Nugent for President

 Thursday, September 11, 2008

Sarah Palin is a Pig

There was a lot of confusion after 9/11. We longed to care about stupid crap again, but everywhere we turned there was a crying person reminding us our lives would never be the same. Our enemies claimed we deserved the attack, and our allies took a step back to accommodate our charge. Even Israel and Palestine dropped their weapons and held up their hands for us to see. "Not us boss, we're only shooting at each other!"  Into Afghanistan, where our enemies lurked in caves and fought back with nothing but camel-charges and broken Soviet machine guns. In a months time, we'd swept aside not only Al-Quaeda, but the Taliban that supported them. Who has God on their side after all, suckers?

The mission was accomplished, but the top bad guy was still at large. Rumor held that if he was even alive, he was connected by tubes to a dialysis machine 24/7. Not an easy life for a man in a cave. The capture of a few notables, some that probably had much bigger input on the events of 9/11 than the top guy. We didn’t know their faces though. There was no pay off.  We were still angry. That's when, as Americans we made a mistake.

Sure, Bush was a pig, but consider the options. The silt had finally settled a little around our lives, and whether we agreed or disagreed, he seemed to have a hold on the reigns. That must have been the cowboy in him. John Kerry was an even more abysmal candidate than Al Gore, and the United States of America was not ready for a Democrat at the helm. Our wounds still needed some air.

Unfortunately, no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, you will still be kissing a pig, and George W. Bush was a pig. He let every smarmy little greedhound fleece the pockets of tax-paying citizen of the United States of America, and rape every market to the point of collapse while Bush and his henchmen turned the other cheek. It seems there are some advantages to being a lame duck president.

It's almost time to pay the piper, and the pigs are starting to sweat. These people don't have much foresight, they just take and spend, take and spend, take and spend. The wounds of 9/11 have healed a little, and the public is starting to open its eyes. George W. Bush was a bad guy, and another bad guy gave George an opportunity like no president in history. 9/11 deaths lined the pockets of all George Walker’s greedy friends.

George W. Bush is a pig. John McCain is the last ditch effort for his people to maintain power after they went for broke with George. In the last decade, we all came to know John as a grandfatherly figure, the "Nice Republican," but his true colors have shown in the last few months. John McCain is a pig.

Sarah Palin is turning out to be quite the firebrand as well, and her inability to speak endears her to every person with an inability to understand. She’s always entertaining, and would probably still look good in a bikini. Nuge doesn't remember any part of the Bible where God ordered oil to be transported from one place to another from a giant underground pipeline across multiple nations. Sarah Palin is a lunatic, and Sarah Palin is also a pig.

George W. Bush, John McCain, and Sarah Palin are all pigs, and no matter how much lipstick we slather on their faces, they will always be pigs. Barak Obama is probably a pig too. Elect a President from the People.

VOTE NUGE

    Currently listening :
Out of Control
By Ted Nugent
Release date: 1998-01-27

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