“Hi, can I speak with David please?”
“Dis Dave, whatchu want, dawg?”
“This is David? Hi, sir, my name is Rubin and I’m calling from SpectraCom about a balance due on your account of $35.41. I was calling to see if you would like to take care of that over the phone today by check or credit card.”
“Whatchu want, dawg?”
“I want you to pay your phone bill, Mr. Simmons, and I’m not ‘Dawg,’ Mr. Simmons, my name is Rubin.”
“What the fuck yo’ problem, dawg?”
“No problem, Mr. Simmons, just wondering why it is you don’t feel you need to pay your phone bill. Do you think it’s a free service? We turn you off if you don’t pay.”
“What’s wrong, honkey? You act like it’s yo’ money you tryin’ to get. Whatchu care if I pay or don’t pay? You fucking white piece of shit. What’s wrong with you?”
“Mr. Simmons, I would ask that you remain professional for the duration of our conversation.”
“Fuck you, you white piece of shit. Why don’t I come there and you can ask me to be professional to my face. How about that, faggot? Yeah, you white faggot, I bet you’d like that a lot. I could come there, and you could look at me, and I’d have to beat you off with a stick. ‘No, you white piece of shit, you can’t suck that big black dick!’”
“077 42 7271.”
“What?”
“077 42 7271.”
“What the fuck are you saying?”
“Your social security number, Mr. Simmons. 077 42 7271.”
“Oh fuck!”
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