Football is for Sissies
Current mood: aggravated
Nuge didn't watch the Superbowl last night. Football is for pussies. If you play football, you are a pussy. If you watch football, you are a huuuuuge pussy. I went out and shot an elk. A big one. It probably weighed more than you and all the other fatasses at your Superbowl party put together. That's what real men do, they shoot things. While you pussies were busy getting fat, Nuge was trimming the fat off a carcass.
Nuge knew football was rigged after the big upset when the Patriots beat the Towelheads back in 2002. Who’d expect in a million years to see New England blazing down the field to victory while that dingle-berry, Bono, has the 9/11 names projected on him.
When the Motor City Madman is President, there are going to be some changes to the game. First off, one player from each losing team is going to be burned at the stake every Friday of the season. Two if it's the fucking Seahawks. Secondly, extra points will be awarded for any injuries and fatalities that occur on the field. Finally, if I catch anyone watching football, I will personally beat the living shit out of you. You think I'm joking? Let's make this "sport" a little more American.
Nuge 2008
Currently listening :
Double Live Gonzo!
By Ted Nugent
Release date: 24 September, 1990
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