We Don’t Have to Pretend to Like Bush Anymore
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He's lied to us again and again, and we've all turned a blind eye, knowing he's the kind of guy that would have no problems changing a prison camp to a death camp if he got too irked. He's sold us out on national television and given our hard-earned money to his friends right in front of us. We've let it pass, knowing that if we're in danger, the terrorists must be in danger too. He sent our sons and daughters to the other side of the world for a reason he still can't decide on. American boys fought to topple a dictator that has been dead for a year and out of power for more than three, while the boss sat back at the Oval Office eating a big plate of Lobster with Shrimp Sauce, and we let it slide because he kept promising to share. Well, guess what, America...
WE DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE BUSH ANYMORE!
That panda mulcher has barely got ten months left of the free room service and missile defense. A year from now his only friends he'll have will be two 7-foot guys in suits and sunglasses, and maybe the twins when it comes time to get out of rehab. Our most glorious mistake is almost gone!
Now it's time to turn things around. We've seen how bad things can get, Nuge is ready to make it worse. Sure, I'll give your money to my friends, but only when you agree it's for the best. Sure I'll lie and lie and lie, but it was okay when Bubba did it, and believe you me, anything Nuge is lying about will impact your lives even less than Mr. Clinton's did. And don't worry in the slightest that I will be sending your sons and daughters all over the globe to conquer whomever I damn well please, but you can better bet your bottom dollar that Nuge is going to be right there in front of them taking out our enemies with nothing but a bow and arrow so your boys can use the guns. You’ll like it when you see the plunder we bring home. It's time for a new America, an America that makes sense!
NUGE 2008
Don't forget your "Nuge 2008" campaign posters.
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God, Guns & Rock and Roll
By Ted Nugent
Release date: 25 September, 2001
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