Application for First Lady
Nuge has decided to hold a little election of his own. The First Lady of the United States of America needs to be a special woman of distinct character and ability. Nuge will be taking applications for this important position. If you think you can handle the job, please answer the following questions.
1.) Can you put your legs behind your head?:
2.) List which fire-arms, projectile, and hand-to hand weapons with which you are most proficient:
3.) What is the largest thing you have ever killed?:
4.) Would you accompany Nuge to any country with which the United States took military action against, or would you stay back in the White House eating Lobster with Shrimp Sauce?:
5.) List in order, your five favorite Presidents of the United States of America (please do not list members of the Rock & Roll band of the same name.):
6.) List, in order, your five favorite Rock & Roll bands (please do not list any band containing a member of the Presidents of the United States of America):
7.) If Nuge made a decision on foreign policy of which you disapproved, would you follow him around the White House bitchin' and complainin' until you were blue in the face??
8.) What Nuge says, goes.
9.) Low rise jeans?
10.) Will you use our marriage as a vehicle to one day became President of the United States of America yourself?
Please forward all applications to Nuge’s personal staff. Applications will be judged on strength of their answers and whether or not you listed any bands the Nuge doesn't like. If selected, photos will be required, and nothing Photoshopped, either. Remember, there doesn't need to be only one.
Also, don't forget to buy your Nuge 2008 campaign posters.
NUGE 2008
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