April 20th, Episode 5

Persons of the drama:

Sarah

Terry

Dwayne

Episode 5

DWAYNE

            [BEAT then accusingly]

She’s right, Terry.  You should’ve thought of that. [DWAYNE backhands TERRY in the chest]

TERRY

Me?  What about you?!

SARAH

Maybe you can pipe in some music. So, again, how many are you expecting?  And what’s a group of Nazis called?  A herd?  A flock?  A virus?

TERRY

Lots of party members.  I’d say . . . fifty.

DWAYNE

Closer to sixty, and like we said, this is BIG.

TERRY

Wicked BIG!

DWAYNE

And the fact we’re in charge means they’re grooming us for leadership.

SARAH

Well, they must know their business.  Is there a guest speaker?

TERRY

Sarah, this is NO business!

DWAYNE

It’s a mission.

TERRY

It’s a . . . what did Hans say, that religious word?

DWAYNE

            [A pondering BEAT]

Oh, right.  [with conviction] We’re on a crusade.

TERRY

And to answer your question, we got a wicked cool speaker.

SARAH

Well, thank you for clarifying.  And what’s your wicked cool speaker going to say?

TERRY

Tell her, Dwayne, and wait ‘til you hear this.

DWAYNE

            [With a dramatic wave]

“Life Lessons of the Fuhrer.”

SARAH

            [A thoughtful BEAT]

Wowwww.

TERRY

Told you.

DWAYNE

Home run, huh?

Episode 6