Episode 6
MARY: Then it’s settled. Tomorrow the Sergeant-man will come over and everything will get fixed.
RAYMOND: Ma, he’s not going to tear up my enlistment papers because you stuffed him with food. That’s probably against the rules.
MARY: Baloney! No man will turn down a free meal, right Papa?
ANDY: Leave me out of this.
ELEANOR: Ma, should we make dessert?
MARY: We’ll save Raymond’s cake. There’s plenty left.
[Beat]
RAYMOND: I can’t believe you’re sore at me, especially with the others in the service.
MARY: Raymond, try to understand: your father and me came to this country with nothing. We’ve worked hard and have this little house. America has given us a lot, yes, and in return we’ve given her five sons. Five sons! Almost everything! Enough is enough!
RAYMOND: I need to do my part.
ANDY: Raymond, if you wanna do something then collect scrap. A lot of kids do it. I read about it in today’s paper. Now where did it go? Eleanor, bring me the paper. It’s on the counter by the phone.
RAYMOND: I’m too old to collect scrap! And I’m NOT the trash man.
ELEANOR: Here ya go, Pop.
ANDY: It’s in here somewhere. They wrote a big story about it. [Beat] Ah-ha! Found it! Listen to this... one shovel equals four hand grenades, one tire equals twelve gas masks, one lawn mower equals six three-inch shells, one radiator equals seventeen--
RAYMOND: [Interrupting ANDY] I’m not collecting scrap!
ANDY: What’s wrong with collecting scrap? You can help the war right in your own backyard.
RAYMOND: Any palooka can collect junk! Even Eleanor could do it!
ELEANOR: Don’t call me a palooka!
RAYMOND: I didn’t!
ELEANOR: It sounded like you did!
ANDY: Pipe down! You know, now that I think about it, I can collect scrap. I already have this stuff in the shed. We can do it together, Raymond. A father-son scrap team!
RAYMOND: No thanks, Pop. I wanna do something that requires leaving home, wearing a uniform, and special training.
MARY: Raymond, where’d you get these screwy ideas?
RAYMOND: They’re mine. Like I said, I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. Sergeant Sotelo said I was 1A. Do you know what that means? 1A is the best rating for a new Marine. Now I ship out to San Diego for basic training in two weeks.
MARY: [MARY shakes her head] Raymond, you’re all wet.
Continued tomorrow.
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