President McCain’s Acceptance Speech
Current mood: angry
Category: Life
Did you catch this load of turtle dung Senator McCain vomited yesterday? Thank god we don't have to worry about this scrote becoming next King of America! What a role model for U.S. Troops. "All right, boys, I want you to go out there and get captured. If you have any questions, I'll be back at the house eating Lobster with Shrimp Sauce." Nuge don't think so. You can better believe that no one is going to be keeping President Nuge in a bamboo cage for five years. I'll take Chuck Norris for Vice President if I have to, and we'll go out of there 'Missing in Action' style!
A vote for the Motor City Madman is a vote for a President who can go down to the south corner of the ranch and personally kick the shit out of some brown bear that has been snatching my chickens and ginny hens, and you can damn well believe I can do it with nothing but a wooden spear and a loin cloth. And if you will excuse me, I have some things to take care of.
Don't forget your "Nuge 2008" posters. They keep the campaign running, and if I decide to stop selling them, they will become collectors items.
Nuge 2008
Currently listening :
Great Gonzos-Best of Ted Nugent
By Ted Nugent
Release date: 12 October, 1999
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