Barak O-Bummer!
Everybody keeps talking like this Obama guy like he's going to make the whole world a happy, better place if we put him in that cushy leather seat behind the big, mahogany desk. It's time to get your head screwed on straight, America. The guy is a snake. A big, fat, ugly, twisted, slimy snake no different than the one that's been killing my sheep down by the crick.
I don't have any mud to start throwing around, Nuge has much better things to do than go digging around for any little indiscretion this guy may have done along the way. Just trust me, he's got them. We've all got them. So what? That's not what's got Nuge up in a hizzy.
You think a straight and honest guy can rise through those ranks to Senator come out squeaky clean. Sure, there were probably some of those Good Ole Boys that didn't want to talk to the "African Guy," but that doesn't mean Obama didn't find his own sneaky, underhanded way of getting to the top. This panda mulcher we got right now proves that snakes can get to the top.
This year, don't go for a candidate you think looks pretty. He may or may not be as spectacular as he keeps telling you he is over and over and over and over and aw, shut up! Go for a candidate whose moral code you've known forever. I mean, I let Courtney Love blow me. Can that douchebag Huckabee top that?
Nuge 2008
Currently listening :
Love Grenade
By Ted Nugent
Release date: 04 September, 2007
No comments:
Post a Comment