A Note on Kitten Pictures
For some strange reason, you Nugites out there have taken to posting pictures of kittens in Nuge's comments. Don't get me wrong, Nuge likes kittens. Nuge has a warm kitten on his lap as he types this. However, when logging on to type a fiery political diatribe, nothing steals Nuge's thunder faster than finding some cute, cuddly kitten picture in his comments. Take a look at the new kitten pictures currently up. Pictures like these: Panda-Mulcher chomping down on a kitty like it's an ear of corn, babies raping cats, and even better, cats masturbating, these are all funny pictures. Some of you may be thinking, "I put up a picture of a kitten, and Nuge pulled it down in minutes, what's up?" It's simple. Your picture pissed Nuge off. Don't do it again, or you'll find me knocking on your door wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a guitar, about to deliver the most hellish, rip-roaring rendition of Cat Scratch Fever you and your grandmother have ever heard. Before posting pictures of kittens, think to yourself, "Will this make Nuge laugh, or will this make Nuge furious?" If the answer is 'furious,' don't post it. That is all.
NUGE 2008
Currently reading :
Blood Trails II: The Truth About Bowhunting (Outdoorsman's Edge)
By Ted Nugent
Release date: 12 November, 2004
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