The Interwebnet is a Pain in the Ass
Sorry the Nuge has been away so long, kids. It’s been a rough month. The Interwebnet on the ranch has been out, and Nuge has been out in the woods trying to find the culprit. It seems a cougar chewed through the cable wire, leaving Ole’ Nuge cut off from the outside world.
Nuge, of course, did the only logical thing: grabbed a bowie knife and went out to hunt this sonofabitch down myself. It took some long days and nights of slogging through the mud and rain. I’ll just say he’ll be more careful what he’s chewing from now on. If he wants to use his teeth, he’ll only be able to chew things on my chest.
So I get back and hear all kinds of news that O’bummer is finally a Christian. It seems he’s chosen a pastor that hates whitey. The Governor of New York had an affair with Washington’s first blind black prostitute. What is the world coming to while Nuge is out doing what needs doing? Anyway, the campaign runs strong. Let’s make sense, America.
NUGE 2008
Currently listening :
Great Gonzos-Best of Ted Nugent
By Ted Nugent
Release date: 12 October, 1999
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