The Olympics are Decadant and Depraved
Hey, Nugers, I am proud to say we finally got the Interweb repair man back out to the ranch and got the Net hooked back up. I also set up 10 miles of electrified fence to stop any more bobcats hankering for a chewing. YA-BANG!
Nuge didn't watch the Olympics. Nuge had better things to do after watching Gollum's footprints through history across the Chinese sky. China is just like Hollywood, they can accomplish anything with special effects. Haven't these "World Records" come fast and furious? What good is a record that will be broken ten minutes later? It makes you feel not very special at all. Nuge heard one reason is the pool is deeper than all Olympic swimming pools that preceded it. Thus, less shockwaves bounce back to slow the swimmers. The digital effects speeding up the tape helps a bit too. Just a little more Photoshopping put smiles on the faces of spectators shocked to see there wasn't even real swimmers in the pool. Nuge knows some people at the event who claimed the blonde hottie didn't even do a faceplant. The Chinese can do anything with special effects.
Those footprints sure did look impressive across every newspaper in the nation, didn't they? Our boys bought right into it. Smilin' Matt Laurer told TV-Land how they looked above him. Couldn’t he see the footprints were absent? You know those Chinese, Matt was probably looking down the barrel of a gun, or maybe the barrel of a wallet. "Yes sir, I'll say anything you want! Just make sure I'm set when the American Economy collapses!"
Nuge didn't watch the Olympics, but let's not make mistakes. Nuge hasn't watched since they did the cartoon Olympics with animals as athletes. The pigs realized the profitability of the Olympics long ago. These days, the events are nothing but a traveling advertisement running slowly around the globe. McDonald's carries the official soft drink of the Summer Games. When was the last time any of these athletes drank a Choka-Cola? They probably can't even remember.
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